Release Day and Review: The Firework Exploded by Tara Sivec
Sam and Noel's whirlwind Christmas romance shot through Valentine's Day and is exploding on the Fourth of July!
"You should get married on the 4th," they said. "It will be so romantic," they said.
Did you know that during a pyrotechnic display, a single firework travels 481 feet per second and can take out a small village? Did you know it can also singe the ball hair off of any man standing within a mile radius of said-pyrotechnic display (and singed ball hair smells a lot like a sh*t-filled baby diaper that's been lit on fire), and it can make a vintage wedding dress go up in flames like a barn full of dry hay?
Yeah, me either...
**** 4 Stars ****
This is the funniest book in this series. I really don't know what to say about it. You know how you watch commercials for funny movies and they show all of the funny parts, then you go see the movie and it's not funny since you have seen too much of it already? Well, I could sit here and repeat some of the funny scenes to you over and over again, but you would STILL think they are funny.
Miscommunication, defective sex organs, the milk man, killer cats, pornos and fireworks. That sums up this hilarious story. I think that is really all I need to say. You need to read it to see how these all fit together!
Tara Sivec is a USA Today best-selling author, wife, mother, chauffeur, maid, short-order cook, baby-sitter, and sarcasm expert. She lives in Ohio with her husband and two children and looks forward to the day when they all three of them become adults and move out.
After working in the brokerage business for fourteen years, Tara decided to pick up a pen and write instead of shoving it in her eye out of boredom. She is the author of the Playing with Fire series, the Chocolate Lovers series, the Chocoholics series, the Fool Me Once series and Watch Over Me. Her novel Seduction and Snacks won first place in the Indie Romance Convention Reader's Choice Awards 2013 for Best Indie First Book.
In her spare time, Tara loves to dream about all of the baking she'll do and naps she'll take when she ever gets spare time.