Conheartists by K Webster and JD Hollyfield

December 9, 2019

Sheltered from the real world, Francis lives off Hollywood magazines, Lean Cuisines, and her secret obsession with romance novels. When her best friends set her up on an adventure of a lifetime, she’s more than willing to play along. A trip cross-country with a super hunky guy who smells like sin and excitement.


Being a con man has been a way of life for Luca. But his swindling ways eventually catch up to him. He’s been given a wicked task: kidnap a woman and deliver her to the villain.


Sounds easy. Until he meets her…


Captive: We’re getting out of Kansas, Toto!
Mr. Bing: Yap! Yap!
Con Man: Why are the crazy ones always hot?


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★★★★ 4 𝓢𝓽𝓪𝓻 𝓡𝓮𝓿𝓲𝓮𝔀 ★★★★


WHAT DID I JUST READ? OMG. I just... I... I am kind of lost for words. I am really hoping that my take on this book is the intended take these two zany authors were hoping for.


Let's start out with, if you're looking for a serious, heavy, and/or realistic read, this isn't what you're looking for right now. If you're looking for a zany, unrealistic, silly, spoofy read, you're definitely in luck. This book is the latter and then some.


I just... I... seriously, what did I just read? I am sitting here chuckling at this book while trying to come up with what to say.


Okay. The characters. So over the top and exaggerated. I loved them! So quirky, a little weird, a little cliche', a lot cheesey. If someone says they didn't like the characters, they clearly have NO sense of humor. 


The book itself. *insert chuckles* I loved it in all of it's over the top, cheesey, zany humor. There were some parts I read over and over again because I enjoyed laughing so hard. The mystery machine? Come on, that was GOLD right there! 


If I had to pick my favorite character, it would probably be "Dr. Death". I mean.... COOOOOOMMMMEEEE OOONNNNNN. By the way, when does his book come out? I need that shizzz right meow!


Listen, I am not going to say anything else about this one. You just have to read it, and remember, this is NOT what you are expecting. It's for those with a great sense of humor, looking for an insanely, cheesey laugh. If you can't respect and enjoy this one, then I really feel sorry for you.

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