Sheltered from the real world, Francis lives off Hollywood magazines, Lean Cuisines, and her secret obsession with romance novels. When her best friends set her up on an adventure of a lifetime, she’s more than willing to play along. A trip cross-country with a super hunky guy who smells like sin and excitement.
Being a con man has been a way of life for Luca. But his swindling ways eventually catch up to him. He’s been given a wicked task: kidnap a woman and deliver her to the villain.
Sounds easy. Until he meets her…
Captive: We’re getting out of Kansas, Toto!
Mr. Bing: Yap! Yap!
Con Man: Why are the crazy ones always hot?
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★★★★ 4 𝓢𝓽𝓪𝓻 𝓡𝓮𝓿𝓲𝓮𝔀 ★★★★
WHAT DID I JUST READ? OMG. I just... I... I am kind of lost for words. I am really hoping that my take on this book is the intended take these two zany authors were hoping for.
Let's start out with, if you're looking for a serious, heavy, and/or realistic read, this isn't what you're looking for right now. If you're looking for a zany, unrealistic, silly, spoofy read, you're definitely in luck. This book is the latter and then some.
I just... I... seriously, what did I just read? I am sitting here chuckling at this book while trying to come up with what to say.
Okay. The characters. So over the top and exaggerated. I loved them! So quirky, a little weird, a little cliche', a lot cheesey. If someone says they didn't like the characters, they clearly have NO sense of humor.
The book itself. *insert chuckles* I loved it in all of it's over the top, cheesey, zany humor. There were some parts I read over and over again because I enjoyed laughing so hard. The mystery machine? Come on, that was GOLD right there!
If I had to pick my favorite character, it would probably be "Dr. Death". I mean.... COOOOOOMMMMEEEE OOONNNNNN. By the way, when does his book come out? I need that shizzz right meow!
Listen, I am not going to say anything else about this one. You just have to read it, and remember, this is NOT what you are expecting. It's for those with a great sense of humor, looking for an insanely, cheesey laugh. If you can't respect and enjoy this one, then I really feel sorry for you.